Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.
Funny how we take it for granted that we know all there is to know about another person, just because we see them frequently or because of some strong emotional tie.
We're all not quite as sane as we pretend to be.
Horror is the removal of masks.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.