Magic--that's just a label, you know. Completely meaningless. It wasn't so very long ago that people were saying that electricity was magic.

I think perhaps all of us go a little crazy at times.

Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

Horror is the removal of masks.

So I had this problem -- work or starve. So I thought I'd combine the two and decided to become a writer.