Everything in this business makes sense, because it serves a real purpose, fills a need that's a part of living. Even a single nail, like this one, fulfills a function. Drive it into a crucial place and you can depend on it to do a job, keep on doing it for a hundred years to come. Long after we're dead and gone, both of us.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Norman Bates heard the noise and a shock went through him.

I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Magic--that's just a label, you know. Completely meaningless. It wasn't so very long ago that people were saying that electricity was magic.

Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.