You spend 90% of your adult life hoping for a long rest and the last 10% trying to convince the Lord that you're actually not that tired.

According to science, the universe began as a swirl of gas that, as it cooled, spun off the Ten Commandments.

There is a lesson we learn early and harmlessly, or late and traumatically - that there are things we can break that our parents can't fix.

You spend 90% of your adult life hoping for a long rest and the last 10% trying to convince the Lord that you're actually not that tired.

In the end, success is not about who you know, it's about you know who.

Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom."

You never get people's fuller attention than when you're listening to them.