If it doesn't work horizontally as prose... it probably won't work any better vertically pretending to be poetry.

The most valuable lesson man has learned from his dog is to kick a few blades of grass over it and move on.

Looking back on our lives, we invariably find that the person we pretended to be is the person we became.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

There is never an embarrassing silence that can't be turned into a regrettable conversation.

The trouble with 'a place for everything and everything in its place' is that there's always more everything than places.

It’s hard to make up your bed while you’re still sleeping in it. Hard to make up your mind for the same reason.