It's not that I'm a Type-B personality. It's that I'm driven by a passionate, all-consuming desire to take it easy.

Since the majority is always wrong, might we try one election day where all the losers take office?

Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences.

Seems like nothing ever brings you back to reality that makes you want to stay there.

Sometimes I imagine a get-together where I introduce my family to my blogger friends and my blogger friends introduce my family to me.

Dare to turn life on its end, and you may find that topsy-turvy is a truer perspective than turvy-topsy.

Among the things that you, and you alone, are the absolute and final judge of is whether or not you are a success.