If I were Opportunity, I wouldn't just knock, you'd have to sign.

The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me.

Always laugh off a slight insult, so that people will understand what it means when you're not laughing.

Sometimes, in a moral struggle, we discover the right thing to do - just as, on some cold day long ago, we discovered mittens pinned to our coat sleeve.

Sometimes I imagine a get-together where I introduce my family to my blogger friends and my blogger friends introduce my family to me.

A man sometimes wins an argument, but a woman always wins a silence.

There is a lesson we learn early and harmlessly, or late and traumatically - that there are things we can break that our parents can't fix.