More good has been accomplished by simple people seeking their own honest ends than by all the philanthropists in history.

Usually the woman has an appointment with destiny, and the man just happens to be there.

Oh, the things that go through my mind that I never say. Oh, the things I say that never go through my mind.

Eventually the person who tries to fix the problem will be blamed for causing it.

Though the barriers of life seem formidable, we find when we challenge them that they have no will.

The people in your life who don't need an invitation still like to get one.

Politicians don't lie, they misspeak. And they don't steal, they mispocket.