More good has been accomplished by simple people seeking their own honest ends than by all the philanthropists in history.

Leash: n, a means by which animals, formerly running wild, are prevented from running tame, also.

The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

There is no daily chore so trivial that it cannot be made important by skipping it two days running.

You can think of a painter as a trio - the artist, his talent and his muse, the last two always on the lookout for a new brush man.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.