Leash: n, a means by which animals, formerly running wild, are prevented from running tame, also.

There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch.

What if, instead of a parallel universe, there's a perpendicular universe? Discuss.

My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.

There is in all animals a sense of duty that man condescends to call instinct.

The problem with putting off things you've always wanted to do is that eventually you run out of always.

Nowadays you envy a manic-depressive. Half the time he's happy, the other half he's right.