A good marriage is each for the other and two against the world.

It pleases me to take amateur photographs of my garden, and it pleases my garden to make my photographs look professional.

A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.

As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom.

We are known to our friends by a look in our eyes that we never see in a mirror.

The last I heard from my destiny, it wanted me to make a legal U-Turn at my next opportunity.

Why try to be someone you're not? Life is hard enough without adding impersonation to the skills required.