Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it.

Material success is always tempered by the recollection that there was some kind of happiness that was supposed to come with it.

As you seek new opportunity, keep in mind that the sun does not usually reappear on the horizon where last seen.

It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels.

Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences.

Each morning I gaze at the eastern horizon, and if the sun keeps its promise, I keep mine.

There is nothing more essential to getting a project off the ground than the underestimate.