Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it.

There comes a time when a man and woman realize that their separate schemes can be better achieved as a conspiracy.

There is nothing in this world you cannot accomplish if you are willing to forfeit your deposit.

Life never tires of testing the proposition that life must go on.

Life starts out as partly destiny and partly free will, but then you have kids, and it's all destiny.

On the sixth day, God created the artist, realizing no doubt that He had far from exhausted the uses of color.

Do what you must, And your friends will adjust.