A mom forgives us all our faults, not to mention one or two we don't even have.

Making a different mistake every day is not only acceptable, it is the definition of progress.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

There is a what-the-hell moment in life when you feel you have been pre-punished for every sin you'll ever commit.

Though the barriers of life seem formidable, we find when we challenge them that they have no will.

Sometimes in life we blow things out of proportion because proportion is so dull.

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.