One is more apt to become wise by doing fool things than by reading wise sayings.
There are more martyrs to nonsense than truth, truth preferring missionaries.
Sometimes the shortest distance between two points is a winding path walked arm in arm.
A blogger is an average person who happens to have a need to count his friends every half hour.
If I were Opportunity, I wouldn't just knock, you'd have to sign.
You spend the first two-thirds of your life asking to be left alone and the last third not having to ask.