Each day is an opportunity to travel back into tomorrow's past and change it.

The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me.

Happiness is having a dream you cannot let go of and a partner who would never ask you to.

Man, in his sensitivity, does not give names to animals he intends to eat but goes on giving names to children he intends to send to war.

An art critic is someone who hopes to see his ideas translated to canvas without having to learn how to paint.

There is no harder thing to give up than the thing that was supposed to make you happy.

It's still possible to be a cockeyed optimist these days - you just have to be a little more cockeyed.