A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first."

What a snapshot is to your life, your life is to eternity, so wouldn't it be nice if eternity captured you smiling?

What is reality but the dreamworld of a limited imagination.

Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks.

Once a man has won a woman's love, the love is his forever. He can only lose the woman.

As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around.

Eventually the person who tries to fix the problem will be blamed for causing it.