A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first."

Do not call any work menial until you have watched a proud person do it.

For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign?

We are each a dozen people who were all the same child.

Always when judging Who people are, Remember to footnote The words "So far.

You spend the first two-thirds of your life asking to be left alone and the last third not having to ask.

You will not find a soulmate in the quiet of your room. You must go to a noisy place and look in the quiet corners.