A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first."

In comparing religious belief to science, I try to remember that science is belief also.

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash?

Looking back on a happy life, one realizes that one was not happy all the time.

There is a what-the-hell moment in life when you feel you have been pre-punished for every sin you'll ever commit.

A good speech has a beginning, a middle and an end, the best example being, 'I love you.'

The trick to getting things done is to list things to do in doable order.