To accept on faith is the basic requirement for getting on with life.
You spend 90% of your adult life hoping for a long rest and the last 10% trying to convince the Lord that you're actually not that tired.
Looking back, you realize that everything would have explained itself if you had only stopped interrupting.
The trick to getting ahead is to give it the same effort you give to getting even.
Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it.
A commuter tie-up consists of you — and people who for some reason won't use public transit.