A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.

Sometimes, as practice for trying to convince myself that God exists, I try to convince my shadow that the sun exists.

O, how much simpler things would be If eyes could paint or brush could see.

The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.

Sometimes I imagine a get-together where I introduce my family to my blogger friends and my blogger friends introduce my family to me.

Always keep your home presentable, assuming you keep a home for purposes of presentation.

What are memories but dreams of a better past.