A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.

Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom."

There is no harder thing to give up than the thing that was supposed to make you happy.

We find things where we look for them, which is why I never look for a golf ball out of bounds.

It is sad when two people turn from the paths they’re traveling, and their paths go on to cross without them.

The trick to playing second fiddle is to play it like second Stradivarius.

Act always from a sense of common humanity, and let God judge if it be charity.