A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.

Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true.

Life never tires of testing the proposition that life must go on.

Man will have replicated his own intelligence not when he teaches a computer to reason but when he teaches a computer to have a nagging feeling in its circuits.

If I had it to do again, I'd ask more questions and interrupt fewer answers.

There have been days when I sought respite from my life, only to find myself calling every hour to check on it.

The trouble with having a stubbornness contest with your kids is that they have your stubbornness gene.