A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.

The easiest way to meet people is to just look like someone who is willing to listen.

Count no day lost in which you waited your turn, took only your share and sought advantage over no one.

The most valuable lesson man has learned from his dog is to kick a few blades of grass over it and move on.

Eventually you realize that your whole life up to now has been preparation, and you begin to suspect that the rest might be preparation, too.

Conspicuously absent from the Ten Commandments is any obligation of parent to child. We must suppose that God felt it unnecessary to command by law what He had ensured by love.

Nowadays you envy a manic-depressive. Half the time he's happy, the other half he's right.