Life is a series of family photos in which you keep moving to the rear until finally you're a portrait in the background.

Even if you think the Big Bang created the stars, don't you wonder who sent the flowers?

Though confined to our destiny, we do get to pick the color scheme.

It is not only possible to be the person you pretend to be, but there is less effort involved.

The trouble with having a body is that people know it's where you hang out and you don't get any privacy.

As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around.

Marriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child.