Life is a series of family photos in which you keep moving to the rear until finally you're a portrait in the background.

Do not be surprised when those who ignore the rules of grammar also ignore the law. After all, the law is just so much grammar.

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead.

What we seek in the end is not unconditional love but a love for which we, uniquely in all the world, meet all the conditions.

As any artist can tell you, it is easier to reach perfection than to stop there.

There would be a lot more optimists if it weren't for the rise-and-shine requierement.

Always laugh off a slight insult, so that people will understand what it means when you're not laughing.