Man, in his sensitivity, does not give names to animals he intends to eat but goes on giving names to children he intends to send to war.

Among the things that you, and you alone, are the absolute and final judge of is whether or not you are a success.

The Lord gives us friends to push us to our potential — and enemies to push us beyond it.

If there be no God, then what is truth but the average of all lies.

You can accept reality, or you can persist in your purpose until reality accepts you.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

There is a what-the-hell moment in life when you feel you have been pre-punished for every sin you'll ever commit.