I am a private person, but I will reveal this about myself: if you start massaging my shoulders, don't expect me to tell you to stop.

The trouble with 'a place for everything and everything in its place' is that there's always more everything than places.

There are couples a matchmaker would match every time - and couples who, for no rhyme or reason, rhyme.

Perhaps I have lived my life to excess, but know what — if I had it to do over again, I would overdo it again.

What happens if I do nothing?

There is no such thing as a list of reasons. There is either one sufficient reason or a list of excuses.

I guess, when you get down to it, a loving touch compensates for an unskilled hand about everywhere except in an airplane cockpit.