I am a private person, but I will reveal this about myself: if you start massaging my shoulders, don't expect me to tell you to stop.

Always laugh off a slight insult, so that people will understand what it means when you're not laughing.

As a friend, you first give your understanding, then you try to understand.

For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign?

You can accept a falling out that changes your plans, but it's hard to accept a betrayal that changes your memories.

You will find that if you really try to be a father, your child will meet you halfway.

Ah, the things we would do if we could — especially in the secure knowledge that we can't.