I guess, when you get down to it, a loving touch compensates for an unskilled hand about everywhere except in an airplane cockpit.

I’ve concluded, after many years, that my mind works by process of elimination. Problem is, it hasn’t eliminated anything yet.

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate.

Does it seem sometimes that you are always the one to break an embarrassing silence — and always by saying something more embarrassing than the silence?

You must question a code of ethics that never impedes your progress.

I don't know that there are haunted houses. I know that there are dark staircases and haunted people.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.