As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom.

One day, in your search for happiness, you discover a partner by your side, and you realize that your happiness has come to help you search.

The world knows how to straighten out a spoiled child but never makes it up to a child deprived.

Perception is a clash of mind and eye, the eye believing what it sees, the mind seeing what it believes.

The most fundamental winning formula is to bet on human decency and be patient.

There is no effect more disproportionate to its cause than the happiness bestowed by a small compliment.

In a dark moment I ask, "How can anyone bring a child into this world?" And the answer rings clear, "Because there is no other world, and because the child has no other way into it."