As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom.

There are times when two people need to step apart from one another, but there is no rule that says they have to turn and fire.

I am a private person, but I will reveal this about myself: if you start massaging my shoulders, don't expect me to tell you to stop.

Always carry with you a little reasonable doubt, should you meet someone who needs to be found innocent.

Every day I go forth to seek my identity, feeling greatly blessed by the things I don't find it in.

I am not certain of the hereafter. Frankly, I'm not all that certain of the here.

If animals could talk, the world would lose its best listeners.