As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom.

Often it's just a short swim from the shipwreck of your life to the island paradise of your dreams, assuming you don't drown in the metaphor.

Grammar is not a set of arbitrary rules; it is a compact between people who wish to understand each other.

People ask how I think up my thoughts. Mostly I think them up while reading Paul Simon's lyrics.

Sometimes the shortest distance between two points is a winding path walked arm in arm.

Charisma is not so much getting people to like you as getting people to like themselves when you're around.

Without faith there is no truth, for that is all the truth is or ever was.