Being loved by all is little fun Unless you're also loved by one.

Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is.

One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "Bless you.

The painter puts brush to canvas, and the poet puts pen to paper. The poet has the easier task, for his pen does not alter his rhyme.

How do you achieve success? Well, for one thing, you don't define it before you achieve it.

Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks.

Do not be someone looking for [insert]. Be [insert] looking for someone. Suggestions for [insert]: —love —friendship —understanding —appreciation —tolerance —a helping hand —a leg up —an answer