Being loved by all is little fun Unless you're also loved by one.

God is not only all-knowing but all-not-telling.

Seeking happiness, I passed many travelers headed in the opposite direction, seeking happiness.

Often it's just a short swim from the shipwreck of your life to the island paradise of your dreams, assuming you don't drown in the metaphor.

There have been days when I sought respite from my life, only to find myself calling every hour to check on it.

The trouble with having a body is that people know it's where you hang out and you don't get any privacy.

Sometimes I think my life would make a great TV movie. It even has the part where they say, "Stand by. We are experiencing temporary difficulties.