If you can't explain something in a few words, try fewer.

The thing about a friendly smile is not just that it makes people like you but that it makes them like themselves.

In the end, no thought is unthinkable, no problem unshrinkable, no two strangers unlinkable.

Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is.

Toss your dashed hopes not into a trash bin but into a drawer where you are likely to rummage some bright morning.

After years of buying clothes I intend to diet into, I'll say this: the skeleton in my closet has some really nice outfits.

I regret less the road not taken than my all-fired hurry along the road I took.