If you can't explain something in a few words, try fewer.

The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me.

For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign?

Whoever dreamed up Scrabble had an exaggerated idea of how many 7-letter words have five i's.

Eventually you come to realize that most people aren't looking for a fight but for someone to surrender to.

One day you just say "To heck with it," and you go looking for trouble, and you find happiness.

It is not necessary to be strong in every place if in the place you are vulnerable, you are loved.