We envy others, for we see their lives in broad outline, while forced to live ours in every detail.

The trick to getting ahead is to give it the same effort you give to getting even.

Even if you think the Big Bang created the stars, don't you wonder who sent the flowers?

Name the season’s first hurricane Zelda and fool Mother Nature into calling it a year.

One of the great logical puzzles is how a woman is always like her mother but never like her sister.

Eventually, time takes care of everything. The trouble with procrastination is that people give up on it too soon.

It is the fancy of every mortal that being cradled in the arms of mortality is a safe place for the time being.