Some say that true love is a mirage; seek it anyway, for all else is surely desert.
I've learned never to be surprised if what must inevitably happen happens right now.
The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead.
The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me.
A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge
Anything we tell our kids about life is a placemarker until they figure it out for themselves.