The best way to dispel negative thoughts is to require that they have a purpose.

Wealth and wisdom are seldom combined, for the person who achieves one no longer desires the other.

Life is a series of family photos in which you keep moving to the rear until finally you're a portrait in the background.

Without faith there is no truth, for that is all the truth is or ever was.

I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.

Optimist: Someone who figures that taking a step backwards after taking a step forwards is not a disaster. It's a cha-cha.

There are more lines formed than things worth waiting for.