The best way to dispel negative thoughts is to require that they have a purpose.

Somewhere between the honest truth and the deceptive lie is the deceptive truth and the honest lie.

Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological.

To become a grandparent is to enjoy one of the few pleasures in life for which the consequences have already been paid.

As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom.

Sometimes I wonder — if I were drop-dead handsome, and every woman I met actually dropped dead, would I ever get tired of it?

Life is too short to hold a grudge, also too long.