Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional.

I have fancied myself a rebel, but at every critical moment of my life, I have been exactly the child my parents raised.

No man is so idle that he cannot rouse himself just enough to get in the way of a busy person.

To become a grandparent is to enjoy one of the few pleasures in life for which the consequences have already been paid.

One can only imagine how effective justice might be if admissible in a court of law.

There is a logical explanation for everything, often mistaken for the reason it happened.

There is nothing in this world you cannot accomplish if you are willing to forfeit your deposit.