Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional.

Am I lying to you if I tell you the same lie I tell myself?

Even if you think the Big Bang created the stars, don't you wonder who sent the flowers?

The key to enjoying the moment is to always carry a list of "Things I Gotta Do That Can Wait.

Inner beauty, too, needs occasionally to be told it is beautiful.

Sometimes I wonder — if I were drop-dead handsome, and every woman I met actually dropped dead, would I ever get tired of it?

I'm discovering that everybody is a closet quotesmith. Just give them a chance.