The object of most prayers is to wangle an advance on good intentions.

At the end of the day, Mother Nature has only one question for us: 'What life did you nurture today?

There comes a time when a man and woman realize that their separate schemes can be better achieved as a conspiracy.

There is a logical explanation for everything, often mistaken for the reason it happened.

The road to success is wherever people need another road.

Sometimes I think my life would make a great TV movie. It even has the part where they say, "Stand by. We are experiencing temporary difficulties.

Nowadays you envy a manic-depressive. Half the time he's happy, the other half he's right.