The object of most prayers is to wangle an advance on good intentions.

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it.

You never have a friend all figured out. Just when you think you know what makes them tick, they tock.

Love may be blind, but if you've ever known a blind person, they still know where everything is.

Who does not wish to be beautiful, and clever, and rich, and to have back, in old age, the time spent trying to be any of them.

One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "Bless you.

Do what you must, And your friends will adjust.