There is always sufficient reason for despair, but there is never sufficient purpose.

It's annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story, especially when you're not sure which half they know.

You're never too old. Unfortunately, you're always too young to know it.

In the end, who among us does not choose to be a little less right to be a little less lonely.

As a job seeker, remember this: You only lack experience if they want it done the same old way.

Always keep your home presentable, assuming you keep a home for purposes of presentation.

Man is rated the highest animal, at least among all animals who returned the questionnaire.