You can accept a falling out that changes your plans, but it's hard to accept a betrayal that changes your memories.

I am told to just be myself, but as much as I have practiced the impression, I am still no good at it.

Where you find quality, you will find a craftsman, not a quality-control expert.

So I said to myself, "There but for the grace of God go I," only to realize I was looking in a mirror and had seriously overestimated the grace of God.

I complain that the years fly past, but then I look in a mirror and see that very few of them actually got past.

Leash: n, a means by which animals, formerly running wild, are prevented from running tame, also.

Mom - the person most likely to write an autobiography and never mention herself.