If an artist has talent, he needs no other critic.

Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks.

After a lifetime of deep thought, I've decided that life is a distraction, but probably not from anything important.

I was once a skeptic but was converted by the two missionaries on either side of my nose.

If you think that someone is out to steal everything you have, you're either paranoid or a member of the middle class.

Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences.

You do not wake up one morning a bad person. It happens by a thousand tiny surrenders of self-respect to self-interest.