To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it.

A blogger is constantly looking over his shoulder, for fear that he is not being followed.

It's a safe bet that someone who tells you you need to calm down has never actually seen you when you needed to calm down.

What if, instead of a parallel universe, there's a perpendicular universe? Discuss.

Sometimes the best way to forgive is to let the other person forget.

Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is.

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash?