To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it.

Even at times when I don't care, I know exactly what I would care about if I did.

God left so many fingerprints at the scene of Creation that you wonder — does He want to be found, or does He want to be stopped?

I don't hate anyone. The only people I know well enough to hate, I love.

Eventually you come to realize that most people aren't looking for a fight but for someone to surrender to.

Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks.

One day you just say "To heck with it," and you go looking for trouble, and you find happiness.