To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it.

At my age, you not only have bittersweet memories, you make bittersweet plans.

Man is rated the highest animal, at least among all animals who returned the questionnaire.

The thing about family disasters is that you never have to wait long before the next one puts the previous one into perspective.

There would be a lot more optimists if it weren't for the rise-and-shine requierement.

It's not that I'm a Type-B personality. It's that I'm driven by a passionate, all-consuming desire to take it easy.

No matter what it is, if you aren't happy striving for it, you won't be happy achieving it.