Even at times when I don't care, I know exactly what I would care about if I did.

After a lifetime of deep thought, I've decided that life is a distraction, but probably not from anything important.

Looking back on our lives, we invariably find that the person we pretended to be is the person we became.

Psychologists now recognize that the need in some people to have a dozen cats is really a sublimated desire to have two dozen cats.

It's still possible to be a cockeyed optimist these days - you just have to be a little more cockeyed.

There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch.

Charisma is a fancy name given to the knack of giving people your full attention.