In nature we see where God has been. In our fellow man, we see where He is still at work.

It's a safe bet that someone who tells you you need to calm down has never actually seen you when you needed to calm down.

Marriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child.

A bottle of wine Still to be drunk, A bundle of thoughts Still to be thunk.

It's not that I'm a Type-B personality. It's that I'm driven by a passionate, all-consuming desire to take it easy.

I wish to die knowing that I took a fleeting instant of eternity and fashioned from it a lifetime.

Does it seem sometimes that you are always the one to break an embarrassing silence — and always by saying something more embarrassing than the silence?