Looking back, you realize that everything would have explained itself if you had only stopped interrupting.

If you think that someone is out to steal everything you have, you're either paranoid or a member of the middle class.

To the student I would say, "Life is principally multiple choice, but at the end there's a tough essay question.

The hardest thing to learn in the game of love is when to fold a winning hand.

I was once a skeptic but was converted by the two missionaries on either side of my nose.

Just as important as having a list of priorities is every once in a while starting from the bottom.

If you can't forgive and forget, pick one.