If you can't forgive and forget, pick one.

Life is too short to hold a grudge, also too long.

I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed. I start shaving from the left; he starts from the right. Differences only in perception, but religious wars have been fought over such.

There are many experts on how things have been done up to now. If you think something could use a little improvement, you are the expert.

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash?

You spend 90% of your adult life hoping for a long rest and the last 10% trying to convince the Lord that you're actually not that tired.

One is more apt to become wise by doing fool things than by reading wise sayings.