If you can't forgive and forget, pick one.

There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated.

I find in old age that it's possible to revisit the past, the one requirement being that you come as you are.

A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten.

It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels.

I am told to just be myself, but as much as I have practiced the impression, I am still no good at it.

I don't know that there are haunted houses. I know that there are dark staircases and haunted people.