If you think that someone is out to steal everything you have, you're either paranoid or a member of the middle class.

You can't postpone sorrow, so why would you postpone happiness?

It's a safe bet that someone who tells you you need to calm down has never actually seen you when you needed to calm down.

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate.

Eventually you come to realize that most people aren't looking for a fight but for someone to surrender to.

Nature decrees that we do not exceed the speed of light. All other impossibilities are optional.

I am a private person, but I will reveal this about myself: if you start massaging my shoulders, don't expect me to tell you to stop.