Seize every opportunity along the way, for how sad it would be if the road you chose became the road not taken.

A paranoid thinks that sinister forces are out to get him, not realizing that they are out to get everybody.

According to science, the universe began as a swirl of gas that, as it cooled, spun off the Ten Commandments.

I say to my child, I will explain to you as much of life as I can, but you must remember that there is a part of life for which you are the explanation.

As important as shared memories is the silent agreement that certain things never happened.

Love may be blind, but this I'll state - it's eagle-eyed compared to hate.

Name the season’s first hurricane Zelda and fool Mother Nature into calling it a year.