Sometimes fate brings two people together by causing one to misinterpret a smile.

I believe in animal rights, and high among them is the right to the gentle stroke of a human hand.

I cultivate my garden, and my garden cultivates me.

Psychologists now recognize that the need in some people to have a dozen cats is really a sublimated desire to have two dozen cats.

U.S. Internal Revenue Service: an agency modeled after the revenue raising concepts of the 19th century economist, Jesse James.

In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.

I don't lie and cheat, but I don't always avoid actions that would be lying and cheating if someone else did them.