Sometimes fate brings two people together by causing one to misinterpret a smile.

It is the fancy of every mortal that being cradled in the arms of mortality is a safe place for the time being.

If God had intended us to be alone, there would be more pleasure in massaging our own shoulders.

In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent.

The trick to getting things done is to list things to do in doable order.

There's a lot of not caring that goes under the name of minding your own business.

Sometimes in tragedy we find our life's purpose - the eye sheds a tear to find its focus.