Politicians don't lie, they misspeak. And they don't steal, they mispocket.
In every gardener there is a child who believes in The Seed Fairy.
There is a what-the-hell moment in life when you feel you have been pre-punished for every sin you'll ever commit.
The happiest memories are of moments that ended when they should have.
More good has been accomplished by simple people seeking their own honest ends than by all the philanthropists in history.
Am I keeping my promises?