When life takes the wind out of your sails, it is to test you at the oars.

Leash: n, a means by which animals, formerly running wild, are prevented from running tame, also.

I was once a skeptic but was converted by the two missionaries on either side of my nose.

I don't believe you really know God if you do not recognize His sense of humor.

The world knows how to straighten out a spoiled child but never makes it up to a child deprived.

One day, in your search for happiness, you discover a partner by your side, and you realize that your happiness has come to help you search.

The human species is made up of seven billion subspecies each consisting of one specimen.