The happiest memories are of moments that ended when they should have.

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought

Always when judging Who people are, Remember to footnote The words "So far.

Perhaps God gives us a physical body so that every time we change our mind, we won’t be someone else.

I was once a skeptic but was converted by the two missionaries on either side of my nose.

I regret less the road not taken than my all-fired hurry along the road I took.

Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional.