Politicians don't lie, they misspeak. And they don't steal, they mispocket.

The difference between education and know-how is that one you pay for, the other you charge for.

If I had it to do again, I would less often judge myself and more often ask for a jury.

A true friend sees past your excuses to the real reason it's not your fault.

Every great artist raises art to a science, and every great scientist raises science to an art, hence we have Michelangelo's David and Einstein's Theory of Relativity.

Where you find quality, you will find a craftsman, not a quality-control expert.

A mom reads you like a book, and wherever she goes, people read you like a glowing book review.