Politicians don't lie, they misspeak. And they don't steal, they mispocket.

A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first."

The experience I gained at age 21 would be useful if I were ever 21 again. But I'm 71 and new at it and keep making age 71 mistakes.

Things happen in everyday life that make you consider living your life just every other day.

Count no day lost in which you waited your turn, took only your share and sought advantage over no one.

We gain no easier advantage than by relentlessly pursuing our goal while others pursue an advantage.

An art critic is someone who hopes to see his ideas translated to canvas without having to learn how to paint.