Politicians don't lie, they misspeak. And they don't steal, they mispocket.

Be thoughtful of others and you will not be shy, for they are incompatible addictions.

God left so many fingerprints at the scene of Creation that you wonder — does He want to be found, or does He want to be stopped?

In a dark moment I ask, "How can anyone bring a child into this world?" And the answer rings clear, "Because there is no other world, and because the child has no other way into it."

Alexandros of Antioch took a block of marble and chiseled away from it everything that was not his masterpiece, the Venus de Milo. If you will chisel away one fault from your character every day, you may discover - a) that you're actually a statue of Margaret Thatcher. b) that you're still just a block of marble. c) that there are pigeon droppings on your shoes. d) that you, too, are a hidden masterpiece.

The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper.

If you could travel back in time to the present moment, what would you do differently?