Sometimes, as practice for trying to convince myself that God exists, I try to convince my shadow that the sun exists.

Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to?

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith.

A paranoid thinks that sinister forces are out to get him, not realizing that they are out to get everybody.

There is always a perfectly good excuse, always a reason not to. The hardest freedom to win is the freedom from one's excuses.

So often the shortest distance to happiness is the length of an about-face.

As you wait for better days, don't forget to enjoy today, in case they've already started.