It’s my luck that every time I feel I completely comprehend God’s plan, I don’t have a pencil with me.

In a houseful of toddlers and pets, you can start out having a bad day, but you keep getting detoured.

You will find that if you really try to be a father, your child will meet you halfway.

You do not wake up one morning a bad person. It happens by a thousand tiny surrenders of self-respect to self-interest.

Ah, yes, my social life — a series of encounters where we briefly debate who is in the greater rush.

Sometimes two people stay together for the sake of the kids - two kids who sat under a full moon and pledged to be forever true.

Eventually you realize that not all opposing viewpoints come from people who oppose you.