A man sometimes wins an argument, but a woman always wins a silence.

There would be a lot more optimists if it weren't for the rise-and-shine requierement.

Eventually the person who tries to fix the problem will be blamed for causing it.

Among those born into chaos, some will imagine an order and become scientists; a few will recognize the chaos and become abstract artists; most others will turn to faith for understanding; and the rest will become lost souls.

No matter what you do in life, a part of you still sits at a curbside, still hearing the drumbeat of a distant parade, still waiting for it to turn the corner.

Being loved by all is little fun Unless you're also loved by one.

Mom - the person most likely to write an autobiography and never mention herself.