A man sometimes wins an argument, but a woman always wins a silence.

How do you tell an optimist that he or she has lived a happy life by mistake?

A good speech has a beginning, a middle and an end, the best example being, 'I love you.'

Someday a computer will give a wrong answer to spare someone's feelings, and man will have invented artificial intelligence.

The trouble with not being into social networking is that people think you're anti-social when you're only anti-networking.

Always carry with you a little reasonable doubt, should you meet someone who needs to be found innocent.

To the artist, the Book of Genesis is an account of six days in which God suggested some really good ideas.