Since the majority is always wrong, might we try one election day where all the losers take office?

There are subjects in which I wish to become knowledgeable, and subjects in which I wish to remain wise.

Often it's just a short swim from the shipwreck of your life to the island paradise of your dreams, assuming you don't drown in the metaphor.

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith.

Art is an attempt to understand, yielding pleasure in the attempt whether or not we understand.

Eventually, if you're lucky in life, you find someone with the same chemical imbalance you have.

Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks.