Since the majority is always wrong, might we try one election day where all the losers take office?

The clash between child and adult is never as stubborn as when the child within us confronts the adult in our child.

The difference between friends and pets is that friends we allow into our company, pets we allow into our solitude.

As you wait for better days, don't forget to enjoy today, in case they've already started.

The people in your life who don't need an invitation still like to get one.

There is no daily chore so trivial that it cannot be made important by skipping it two days running.

Once you find someone to share your ups and downs, downs are almost as good as ups.