The trick to writing an aphorism is to place a period at the point where you're inclined to say, "in other words.

Every great artist raises art to a science, and every great scientist raises science to an art, hence we have Michelangelo's David and Einstein's Theory of Relativity.

No matter what you do in life, a part of you still sits at a curbside, still hearing the drumbeat of a distant parade, still waiting for it to turn the corner.

Learn to listen. It's amazing the ideas that pop into your head while people are saying them into your ear.

What is certainty but the refuge of those whose faith is not strong enough to entertain doubt.

My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.

The difference between education and know-how is that one you pay for, the other you charge for.