The trick to writing an aphorism is to place a period at the point where you're inclined to say, "in other words.

There's a lot of not caring that goes under the name of minding your own business.

Do not call any work menial until you have watched a proud person do it.

As a friend, you first give your understanding, then you try to understand.

The trouble with not being into social networking is that people think you're anti-social when you're only anti-networking.

A good speech has a beginning, a middle and an end, the best example being, 'I love you.'

There is no harder thing to give up than the thing that was supposed to make you happy.