Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

There is always a perfectly good excuse, always a reason not to. The hardest freedom to win is the freedom from one's excuses.

The trouble with having a body is that people know it's where you hang out and you don't get any privacy.

Even if you think the Big Bang created the stars, don't you wonder who sent the flowers?

Once a man has won a woman's love, the love is his forever. He can only lose the woman.

I guess, when you get down to it, a loving touch compensates for an unskilled hand about everywhere except in an airplane cockpit.

In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.