Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

Man will have replicated his own intelligence not when he teaches a computer to reason but when he teaches a computer to have a nagging feeling in its circuits.

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate.

It is not only possible to be the person you pretend to be, but there is less effort involved.

If you can wear the hard times of your life as furrows on your brow, you can wear the good times as a twinkle in your eye.

First God created time; then God created man that man might, in the course of time, perfect himself; then God decided that He'd better create eternity.

Eventually the person who tries to fix the problem will be blamed for causing it.