Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me.

Ah, the things we would do if we could — especially in the secure knowledge that we can't.

In the end there doesn't have to be anyone who understands you. There just has to be someone who wants to.

The strongest marriage is between two who seek the same God, the strongest friendship between two who flee the same devil.

The road to success is wherever people need another road.

Beyond our most stubborn misperception lies often our fondest dream.