If God had intended us to be alone, there would be more pleasure in massaging our own shoulders.

What you discover about life’s shell game is that it’s hardest to follow the pea when you’re the pea.

Opportunity is a parade. Even as one chance passes, the next is a fife and drum echoing in the distance.

If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.

If I choose abstraction over reality, it is because I consider it the lesser chaos.

Once you become the mommy or daddy in your child's world, it is the only world in which you exist, no matter how much you fancy there is a separate world of your own.

A family is a bunch of people who keep confusing you with someone you were as a kid.