No one complains of being a prisoner of love who has ever been a prisoner of loneliness.

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to.

A true friend sees past your excuses to the real reason it's not your fault.

Doing one fool thing after another is not so terrible when you consider the human proclivity to do several fool things at once.

We find things where we look for them, which is why I never look for a golf ball out of bounds.

My eyesight's gone, my reflexes are shot, and I can't stay awake, but thank God I can still drive.

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by.